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Why Women Watch the World Cup

SallyBR1's picture

(post #45638, reply #1 of 41)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, this is totally priceless!!!!!!!!!!!

 


 


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RuthWells's picture

(post #45638, reply #2 of 41)

Oh dear heavens!  Shouldn't they all be wearing -- um -- support?!


Too funny!


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Jean's picture

(post #45638, reply #3 of 41)

Puts a whole new perspective on playing for the cup, eh?



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Aberwacky's picture

(post #45638, reply #4 of 41)

Oh, my!  I'm blushing at my desk, and glad my co-workers (surrounded by men) can't see my monitor!


Thanks!


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assibams's picture

(post #45638, reply #5 of 41)

Actually, this was taken from a German football league game, Mönchengladbach (the white ones) against BVB Dortmund (the beestriped ones). I am not football crazed enough to be able to identify the players, but if you really want to know, I could ask and find out :-)


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Jean's picture

(post #45638, reply #6 of 41)

The look on the guy's face was priceless.  ROFL



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beebuzzled's picture

(post #45638, reply #7 of 41)

Hand ball.  Direct free kick for the other team. 

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assibams's picture

(post #45638, reply #8 of 41)

You are aware that this comment is sending you straight to the corner, don't you!!! Here, have some bubbly, and there ought to be chocolates somewhere around here, too :-)


Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.

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beebuzzled's picture

(post #45638, reply #9 of 41)

W00T! I finally scored the corner with bubbly! Now if only I could get these visions of snorkeling elephants out of my head.

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assibams's picture

(post #45638, reply #11 of 41)

Gee, you are getting 'worserer' ;-) You'll just have to stay in this corner, young lady, until MadMom is ready to rebuke your sins...


Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.

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SallyBR1's picture

(post #45638, reply #22 of 41)

Oh, WHY DIDN T I THINK OF THAT??????

Priceless!

 


 


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evelyn's picture

(post #45638, reply #10 of 41)

e-mailed this off to everyone I know in the world!

 

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Jean's picture

(post #45638, reply #12 of 41)

I must admit I sent it to a couple of dirty old ladies that I know. LOL



My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.

- Buddy Hackett

http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/

A  clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/
help to provide free mammograms for women in need
evelyn's picture

(post #45638, reply #13 of 41)

shall we link arms and head for the corner together?;-)

 

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Nightrider's picture

(post #45638, reply #14 of 41)

I think this whole thread needs to head to the corner :)


Oh MY...

Risottogirl's picture

(post #45638, reply #15 of 41)

Has anyone noticed that not a single guy has posted to this thread? You know they had to check it out based on the thread title.

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UncleDunc's picture

(post #45638, reply #16 of 41)

>> ... not a single guy has posted to this thread?

Yup. And none of the married ones, either.

Philter's picture

(post #45638, reply #17 of 41)

I played it for my wife....she said " Must be a junior game!"

"If 'tis to be,'twil be done by me."

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Jean's picture

(post #45638, reply #18 of 41)

BWAAAA HaaaaHaaaaa.



My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.

- Buddy Hackett

http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/

A  clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/
help to provide free mammograms for women in need
shoechick's picture

(post #45638, reply #19 of 41)

Are you bragging?  ;)

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CulinaryArtist's picture

(post #45638, reply #20 of 41)

I was slightly bothered by the length of time the dude was holding onto the victim's shorts!! LOL!! I'm hearing the Stones' song....I can't get no......


 


Oops looks like I'll be in the corner, you know the CROWDED corner!!


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evelyn's picture

(post #45638, reply #21 of 41)

probably not that long in 'real' time. But the World Cup is pretty intense going - bet if you were to ask the other guy, he hadn't even noticed how helpful he'd been in letting his opponent 'hang'. HIS eyes were on the BALL. Of course, that's where everyone else's eyes were, too, and not just. OK, I'll just tiptoe back to the corner?

 

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CulinaryArtist's picture

(post #45638, reply #24 of 41)

Based on the fact that he caused the release of the family jewels, I'd say it was long enough! LOL!  Longer than I'd want him pulling my shorts!  Agreed most eyes were on the soccer ball but I think the guy who was grabbing the shorts did notice but turned away quickly!  This whole thing could have made a great post game interview!!  I also suspect he was wearing a supporter of some sort as he seems to be adjusting everything afterward back to safe storage!! LOL!  All the above from the infamous corner of course!

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assibams's picture

(post #45638, reply #29 of 41)

The shorts these guys are wearing to have some sort of underwear like mesh liner inside, but that's it, no other support (what for?) I suppose the other guy tugged hard enough to pull the inner liner to the side....


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CulinaryArtist's picture

(post #45638, reply #30 of 41)

That makes sense, seems like it wasn't too difficult! 

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PeterDurand's picture

(post #45638, reply #31 of 41)

And women tut tut us when our eyes...(G)

 

madnoodle's picture

(post #45638, reply #32 of 41)

A friend of mine sold shoes one summer and was treated to a "view" on a number of occasions.  Said it was unbelievable how many guys don't wear underwear under their shorts.  (Picture guy in shorts, no gitch, sitting on chair while she's crouched down fitting a shoe . . .)  So, fellas, if you haven't yet figured out that the mesh liner is NOT a substitute for underwear, you might want to consider it if you're shoe-shopping.

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MadMom's picture

(post #45638, reply #33 of 41)

Ohhhmy, that gave me quite a visual.  I remember we were sailing once with some older friends (back when we were young enough to move around, LOL) and the gentleman's ...errr...thingy ...slipped out of his shorts.  I didn't really know what to say, until his wife came up and told him to "put that thing back where it belongs.  It looks like a wrinkled old turkey neck."  Couldn't face turkey necks before that, and surely couldn't afterwards.



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PeterDurand's picture

(post #45638, reply #34 of 41)

Now you have done it. Spilled wine on myself.

 

beebuzzled's picture

(post #45638, reply #25 of 41)

I'd say it was that long in real time. Heck, it sure looked long enough to me. *evil grin*

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