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Watch out for us Canadian Girls.....

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 Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

 Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his  wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmy had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had given his  wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He  told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it  was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and  he had a huge dinner on the table.

 The third man had married a Canadian girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the| dishwasher, and call a landscaper.


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Glenys's picture

(post #46858, reply #1 of 9)

She was obviously late for her medical practice, hockey practice and practice at "the next best thing", as Jann Arden would say.

shoechick's picture

(post #46858, reply #2 of 9)

Exactly :)  got to love Jann Arden.


When science discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to find they are not it.

The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page.  ~St. Augustine

shywoodlandcreature's picture

(post #46858, reply #9 of 9)

Glenys, glad to see you're back! Give us a call when you have time/inclination - I have a question, and possibly a very nice bottle of ice wine to share.





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Geoffchef's picture

(post #46858, reply #3 of 9)

Canadian girls kick a$$!

 


ADAM'S APPLE, n.
A protuberance in the throat of man, thoughtfully provided by Nature to keep the rope in place.
Ambrose Bierce - The Devil's Dictionary


 

 

ADAM'S APPLE, n.
A protuberance in the throat of man, thoughtfully provided by Nature to keep the rope in place.
Ambrose Bierce - The Devil's Dictionary

 

shoechick's picture

(post #46858, reply #4 of 9)

And their husband's apparently :)


When science discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to find they are not it.

The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page.  ~St. Augustine

Syrah's picture

(post #46858, reply #5 of 9)

Only when they deserve it ;-)

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"Life is not easy for any of us. But what of that? We must have perseverance and, above all, confidence in ourselves. We must believe that we are gifted for something, and that this thing, at whatever cost, must be obtained." -Marie Curie

Rhea's picture

(post #46858, reply #6 of 9)

I bet he cooked HER dinner too...LOL!!!!!

I can't even afford the lifestyle I don't want...

I can't even afford the lifestyle I don't want...

Jean's picture

(post #46858, reply #7 of 9)

Too too funny.



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MadMom's picture

(post #46858, reply #8 of 9)

Cute!  Gotta love those Canadian girls!



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