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I think I've talked to him too

Gretchen's picture

Mujibar  was trying to get a job in India  .



>The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you  have passed  all the tests,


>except one. Unless you pass it  you cannot qualify for this job."



>Mujibar said, "I am  ready"



>The manager said, "Make a sentence using  the words  Yellow, Pink and


>Green."



>Mujibar thought for a few minutes and  said, "Mister  manager, I am ready"



>The manager said, "Go ahead."



>Mujibar  said, "The telephone goes green, green, and  I pink it up, and


>say, 'Yellow, this is Scott Smeeth.'"



>Mujibar now  works as a technician at a call center  for computer problems.



>No  doubt you have spoken to him. I  have.



Gretchen
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PeterDurand's picture

(post #47249, reply #1 of 10)

LOL. The PC police will hunt you down for this one.

 

Gretchen's picture

(post #47249, reply #2 of 10)

I know. I should have put an apology at the beginning.


But I spent 45 minutes on the phone 2 times trying to get my Sprint bill worked out--I wanted to pay the d___d thing off.  I finally had to demand to speak to a supervisor--which was no better!!


Gretchen
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Jean's picture

(post #47249, reply #3 of 10)

Yes, I know the frustration.  Invariably the tech support we talk with also speaks softly and rapid-fire. Poor DH just rolls his eyes and hands me the phone, and this is from Comcast supposedly not more than 30 miled from here. Go figure. I patiently tell them 1-- we're old, 2 -- we're deaf 3 -- we're stupid. That usually helps a little.



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drussell's picture

(post #47249, reply #6 of 10)

You are so funny! It's just a hoot reading what you have to say. Others on this board are funny too, but the laughs mostly come from you! 


Edited 2/21/2007 8:30 pm ET by drussell

Jean's picture

(post #47249, reply #7 of 10)

 Blush, Thank you, that's the nicest thing anyone has said to me today.



Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/

A  clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/
help to provide free mammograms for women in need
Gretchen's picture

(post #47249, reply #8 of 10)

Well, today's another day. It's true!!

Gretchen

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Jean's picture

(post #47249, reply #9 of 10)

Thank you. You're up early too, I see. Have a good one.



Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/

A  clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/
help to provide free mammograms for women in need
PeterDurand's picture

(post #47249, reply #5 of 10)

A few years ago my airline sourced out ALL HR stuff to India. Talk about frustrating! Then they get ticked off when after the first sentence you ask to speak to a supervisor. And I am going to have to talk about pension issues with these folks. Scary.

Cheers,

Peter

 

soupereasy's picture

(post #47249, reply #4 of 10)

LOL. TSK TSK. LOL.
You are not supposed to say that and I am not supposed to laugh and nod in understanding.
lol

MadMom's picture

(post #47249, reply #10 of 10)

Hardly PC, but so true and funny.  My daughter called Customer Non-service for someone once, and got the typical Pakistani agent.  After trying to understand her for ages, she gave up and asked her name.  "My name is Kathy," the girl replied.  My daughter was astonished and asked if that truly was her name.  "Well," she replied, "It is my work name." 



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