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i thought you all might like to know about this sad occassion.
Dear Family & friends,

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Dougboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and complications from the trauma of repeated pokes in the belly. He
was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of
celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
Butterworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, The
Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high
with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as ####man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in
show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was
not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at time, he still
was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John
Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also
survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the
occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with
someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it. Have a Great Day!